At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Randomize
