If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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