just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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