Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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