No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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