Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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