then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
