i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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