it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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Stay classy Columbia!
maybe you should have just swallowed.
Ok Emma the whole fake innocence thing is obnoxious.
hes a jerk for getting it in ur eye
Hey I have been victim to the angery pirate myself and it's all fun -n- games until someone takes a load in the eye!
I guess guys will say good night. Woman might say bad night
In soviet russia your eye is in cum
What the fuck took 3 hours?
Cum in your eye and a pretzel in your belly.
The OP cannot be a whore or a slut if she leads the guy on for three hours. She's a party girl. A slut would end up with cum in her eye in the 1st 10 minutes
im a classy lady so i swallow...otherwise its just a mess
If I had a choice in the matter I would cum in your eye then give you a dirty sanchez
In the face...in the face!!!!
Oh my gosh! This is totally the story of my life... it always is this terrible accident... Visine and ice packs are def the way to go.
chick takes it in the eye..big whoop. now if she were to swallow...that would be a feat.
My retainer smeells liek a musty vagine
Bukkake: seems like a good idea at the time.
Hi Emma! It's me eva!! Heeeheeeeee
One time in a car I had it in both my eyes up my nose and somehow it managed to get in my ear. I didn't find out about the ear part until I went back into the party though :(
You can get pink eye this way.. Just letting you know
2:45 Yeah, cause blow jobs are soooo kinky.
i actually knew a girl in high school that got pink eye from this...and her dad was a youth paster. lol
Okay......who let the f4gs in?
Hmm I live in Columbia. I'm suggesting a BJ.
What what in the eye
I'm not gonna lie a gooball surprise n my eye has prompted a couple visits to the eye dr my man likes to call it eye drops for my stoner eyes
Smashley: have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? it buuuuuurns.
I said what what in the eye
I'm studying ATM. What's the linear pair postulate say?
i love this girl <3 marry me
That's what SHE said!
i love in columbia too! whats up 6:21
Haha it's awkward being the person who sent this text.
Cum in eye=equals red itchy eye. Try explaining tht to ur family
Stop being such a whore then duhhhhh
Yeah OP that's what you get for a being a slut.
First bacon and now pretzels. What the hell?
fuck this. not funny at all
11:52, why would you EVER want a picture of eye irritation? you have problems...
Hi it's Emily agan. I wonder what cum is. That's sounds like it would hurt if it in your eyeball! Owie.
One time I got it on my neck and I didn't realize it until I got home and my mom picked at it and questioned me for like ten minutes
IM A WOMAN I SAY GOODNIGHT FUCKAS
In my eye... You wanna do it in my eye?
South Carolina hoesssss;)
U wanna do it in my eye?
woot my area code O ya!!
heres a suggestion, SWALLOW IT :) and it wont get in your eye, or next time punch him in the face either way you will win
Hey Emma let's go on a date.. I have a Prince Albert if you may somehow know what that is... If not... Well, lets just say you may find out ;-)
Pics or it didn't Happen
Fuk u haters skeet n the eye happens
i know someone this happened to!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah and my post was first!!! WIN!!!
This slut can be provoked into doing anything