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  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:34pm

    Stay classy Columbia!

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:26pm

    hes a jerk for getting it in ur eye

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:01am

    Ok Emma the whole fake innocence thing is obnoxious.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:07pm

    I guess guys will say good night. Woman might say bad night

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:24pm

    Hey I have been victim to the angery pirate myself and it's all fun -n- games until someone takes a load in the eye!

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:11pm

    What the fuck took 3 hours?

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:16pm

    In soviet russia your eye is in cum

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:06pm

    maybe you should have just swallowed.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:59pm

    My retainer smeells liek a musty vagine

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:13pm

    One time in a car I had it in both my eyes up my nose and somehow it managed to get in my ear. I didn't find out about the ear part until I went back into the party though :(

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:00am

    chick takes it in the eye..big whoop. now if she were to swallow...that would be a feat.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:04pm

    im a classy lady so i swallow...otherwise its just a mess

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:14am

    Bukkake: seems like a good idea at the time.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:57am

    If I had a choice in the matter I would cum in your eye then give you a dirty sanchez

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:18pm

    In the face...in the face!!!!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:31pm

    Cum in your eye and a pretzel in your belly.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:51pm

    Hi Emma! It's me eva!! Heeeheeeeee

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:26pm

    The OP cannot be a whore or a slut if she leads the guy on for three hours. She's a party girl. A slut would end up with cum in her eye in the 1st 10 minutes

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:01am

    2:45 Yeah, cause blow jobs are soooo kinky.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:08pm

    You can get pink eye this way.. Just letting you know

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:53am

    That's what SHE said!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:53pm

    I'm not gonna lie a gooball surprise n my eye has prompted a couple visits to the eye dr my man likes to call it eye drops for my stoner eyes

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:01pm

    i actually knew a girl in high school that got pink eye from this...and her dad was a youth paster. lol

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:15am

    What what in the eye

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:17pm

    i love in columbia too! whats up 6:21

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:11pm

    Okay......who let the f4gs in?

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:18pm

    Oh my gosh! This is totally the story of my life... it always is this terrible accident... Visine and ice packs are def the way to go.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:53pm

    Haha it's awkward being the person who sent this text.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:04am

    First bacon and now pretzels. What the hell?

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:48am

    i love this girl <3 marry me

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:16am

    I said what what in the eye

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:16pm

    Yeah OP that's what you get for a being a slut.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 10:24pm

    Smashley: have you ever gotten cum in your eye Gabriel? it buuuuuurns.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 11:30pm

    I'm studying ATM. What's the linear pair postulate say?

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 9:14am

    fuck this. not funny at all

  • 45 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:05pm

    Stop being such a whore then duhhhhh

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:46pm

    Cum in eye=equals red itchy eye. Try explaining tht to ur family

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:52pm

    Pics or it didn't Happen

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:42pm

    heres a suggestion, SWALLOW IT :) and it wont get in your eye, or next time punch him in the face either way you will win

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:21pm

    Hmm I live in Columbia. I'm suggesting a BJ.

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:25pm

    IM A WOMAN I SAY GOODNIGHT FUCKAS

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:16am

    U wanna do it in my eye?

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:53pm

    11:52, why would you EVER want a picture of eye irritation? you have problems...

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:07pm

    Hey Emma let's go on a date.. I have a Prince Albert if you may somehow know what that is... If not... Well, lets just say you may find out ;-)

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:12pm

    woot my area code O ya!!

  • 37 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:50pm

    Hi it's Emily agan. I wonder what cum is. That's sounds like it would hurt if it in your eyeball! Owie.

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:16am

    In my eye... You wanna do it in my eye?

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:51pm

    One time I got it on my neck and I didn't realize it until I got home and my mom picked at it and questioned me for like ten minutes

  • 36 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:40pm

    South Carolina hoesssss;)

  • 41 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:02pm

    Oh yeah and my post was first!!! WIN!!!

  • 33 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:11pm

    Fuk u haters skeet n the eye happens

  • 15 41
    Submitted by USClover on Nov 21, 11 at 2:51am

    i know someone this happened to!!!!!!!!

  • 34 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:45am

    This slut can be provoked into doing anything