one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.