So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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