I wanna bring you to show and tell
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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