This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I party with great urgency now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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