I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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