the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?