So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.