Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (636): View more from Missouri

  Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (636): Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea http://tfl.nu/qpng
  Replies (57) Good night (570) Bad night (10320) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (626): View more from California

  you didnt know i had herpes?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (626): you didnt know i had herpes? http://tfl.nu/e6ph
  Replies (104) Good night (1393) Bad night (37485) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work http://tfl.nu/lrs5
  Replies (13) Good night (4971) Bad night (505) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in http://tfl.nu/i6mo
  Replies (13) Good night (3252) Bad night (507) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (816): View more from Missouri

  My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (816): My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning. http://tfl.nu/zsoe
  Replies (34) Good night (1137) Bad night (9517) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (318): He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later." http://tfl.nu/4lz3
  Replies (14) Good night (2276) Bad night (3585) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy. http://tfl.nu/pewg
  Replies (8) Good night (1431) Bad night (4319) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am http://tfl.nu/1gc0
  Replies (8) Good night (6993) Bad night (682) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out http://tfl.nu/bygf
  Replies (4) Good night (6349) Bad night (777) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job http://tfl.nu/in54
  Replies (27) Good night (1467) Bad night (3312) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): 3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight http://tfl.nu/lsa5
  Replies (3) Good night (2319) Bad night (662) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (252): OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD. http://tfl.nu/ob5y
  Replies (20) Good night (670) Bad night (4429) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign http://tfl.nu/pss1
  Replies (6) Good night (1437) Bad night (358) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (570): you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do. http://tfl.nu/t26b
  Replies (2) Good night (917) Bad night (518) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture

  (410): View more from Maryland

  dude you're not even a fucking science major

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture (410): dude you're not even a fucking science major http://tfl.nu/vino
  Replies (4) Good night (972) Bad night (199)

Randomize