Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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