Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
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Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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