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  • get over it day you'll grow up to be a big boy and you'll move in with a chick and you're gunna both be in the bathroom at the same time doing anything from getting ready for work to nursing the other through bad Indian food and you're going to see her blowing the bottom of that bowl out and the smell will be the most horrific thing ever and unless she laughs and makes a joke about it you will keep your damn mouth shut and pretend its fucking roses

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 6, 12 at 6:44pm
    • That's love ! Ha

      Submitted by queenv on Jul 7, 12 at 12:17am
    • SO much win.... But there's 5 people out there somewhere who just don't know what it means to be perfectly comfortable with someone... Sucks to be them huh?

      Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 7, 12 at 5:01am
  • For the first time you making some sense @nunu

    Submitted by HippyChick on Jul 6, 12 at 7:55pm

    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jul 6, 12 at 7:36pm
  • Sister fistin' twat waffle

    Submitted by Tturbo05 on Jul 7, 12 at 2:04am
  • Bullshit that shitting near each other thing is for marriages and very long term relationships. Its not being completely in love with each other or being comfortable it fucking gross. At lest wait till the sex is dead before you do that. This proves nothing just that your gross and have no class

    Submitted by zombiebite on Jul 7, 12 at 9:12am
  • another awkward moment brought to you by the ifail

    Submitted by phrozenstare on Jul 11, 12 at 4:46pm
  • Be sure to make sure you move into a place with stairs. Just in case that chick tries to say she is knocked up...

    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 6, 12 at 9:29pm
    • Yes because dead baby jokes are funny. STFU ASSHAT.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 7, 12 at 1:54am
      • What dead baby joke? I didn't see any.. Gotta be born to be a baby, he's just thinking ahead...\nI'm just playin devils advocate. I really don't find that sort I morbid humor to be my particular slice of cake... I'm plenty fucked up in other ways though :D

        Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 7, 12 at 5:03am
        • Forethought goes a long way to avoid that 18 year stretch of child support and a bitchy ex baby mama looking for continuous handouts...

          Submitted by ck24 on Jul 7, 12 at 1:32pm
      • You mad Peach? was your first apt with your bf on the second level next to some stairs?

        Submitted by ck24 on Jul 7, 12 at 1:34pm
        • No, I'm not angry and my first real boyfriend is now my husband. Nice try at a slam though. I simply value life more than cheap attempts at comedy.

          Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 8, 12 at 3:17am