Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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