nut hugger
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
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