yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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