i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
A bitchslap is in order.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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