Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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