She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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