I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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