I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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