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  • Well it really would have been best if you'd gotten sex, then a chicken sandwich and a frosty. But just the food is good, I guess...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:39am
  • You know, I got a free sandwich from subway once. That chick was kinda cute. So I ask of you... Why not both?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:47pm
  • the girl must have been a huge loser is a chicken sandwich is better than sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:45am
  • Wow, I've paid for everything for two and a half years and she doesn't even put out. FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Out of her what? Vagina?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:10am
  • First off, if you think a chicken sandwich and a frosty are better THAN sex, you're not doing it right. Secondly, not knowing the difference between "then" and "than" makes you an idiot and a loser!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:18am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:30am
  • My boy can eat a fucking CHICKEN SANDWICH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:36am
  • Maybe she was fat. It seems like something a fat person would carry, possibly in their gunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:47am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because most people consider having sexual relations with a girl the ultimate reward but this guy thinks his food was much better! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:16am
  • You can't get stds from eating chicken! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:56am
  • If it was a spicy chicken sandwich then I would totally agree!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 8:44am
  • I'd trade sex with even a hottie if it meant a chicken sandwich and a frosty

    Submitted by NPH9384 on Feb 21, 11 at 5:05pm
  • How about sex then a chicken sandwhich and a frosty. Then that would be awesome. What a loser to say food is better then sex. If I could I live on just having sex. I so would! But, what other chick wouldn't?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:32am
  • If you think food is better than sex, you might want to get checked out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:32pm
  • She must really suck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:25am
  • Oh there's too much roast beef in his belly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:31am
  • Probably better for her too, if that's your attitude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:16pm
  • i once got a girl to bring me jack in the box at 2am had sex with her and told her to leave. i'm awesome. UP TOP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 10:35pm
  • I don't think you're doing it right then. Also, a chicken sandwich and a frosty lasts about 15 minutes...not anywhere near all night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:48am