I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Well it really would have been best if you'd gotten sex, then a chicken sandwich and a frosty. But just the food is good, I guess...
You know, I got a free sandwich from subway once. That chick was kinda cute. So I ask of you...
Why not both?
the girl must have been a huge loser is a chicken sandwich is better than sex
Wow, I've paid for everything for two and a half years and she doesn't even put out. FML.
First off, if you think a chicken sandwich and a frosty are better THAN sex, you're not doing it right.
Secondly, not knowing the difference between "then" and "than" makes you an idiot and a loser!
Out of her what? Vagina?
My boy can eat a fucking CHICKEN SANDWICH
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Maybe she was fat. It seems like something a fat person would carry, possibly in their gunt.
Oh I get it! It's funny because most people consider having sexual relations with a girl the ultimate reward but this guy thinks his food was much better!
You can't get stds from eating chicken! :D
I'd trade sex with even a hottie if it meant a chicken sandwich and a frosty
If it was a spicy chicken sandwich then I would totally agree!
How about sex then a chicken sandwhich and a frosty. Then that would be awesome. What a loser to say food is better then sex. If I could I live on just having sex. I so would! But, what other chick wouldn't?
If you think food is better than sex, you might want to get checked out!
She must really suck
Oh there's too much roast beef in his belly
Probably better for her too, if that's your attitude.
i once got a girl to bring me jack in the box at 2am had sex with her and told her to leave. i'm awesome. UP TOP!
I don't think you're doing it right then. Also, a chicken sandwich and a frosty lasts about 15 minutes...not anywhere near all night.