I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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Well it really would have been best if you'd gotten sex, then a chicken sandwich and a frosty. But just the food is good, I guess...
Wow, I've paid for everything for two and a half years and she doesn't even put out. FML.
You know, I got a free sandwich from subway once. That chick was kinda cute. So I ask of you...
Why not both?
the girl must have been a huge loser is a chicken sandwich is better than sex
Out of her what? Vagina?
First off, if you think a chicken sandwich and a frosty are better THAN sex, you're not doing it right.
Secondly, not knowing the difference between "then" and "than" makes you an idiot and a loser!
If it was a spicy chicken sandwich then I would totally agree!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
You can't get stds from eating chicken! :D
Maybe she was fat. It seems like something a fat person would carry, possibly in their gunt.
My boy can eat a fucking CHICKEN SANDWICH
Oh I get it! It's funny because most people consider having sexual relations with a girl the ultimate reward but this guy thinks his food was much better!
How about sex then a chicken sandwhich and a frosty. Then that would be awesome. What a loser to say food is better then sex. If I could I live on just having sex. I so would! But, what other chick wouldn't?
I'd trade sex with even a hottie if it meant a chicken sandwich and a frosty
She must really suck
If you think food is better than sex, you might want to get checked out!
Probably better for her too, if that's your attitude.
Oh there's too much roast beef in his belly
i once got a girl to bring me jack in the box at 2am had sex with her and told her to leave. i'm awesome. UP TOP!
I don't think you're doing it right then. Also, a chicken sandwich and a frosty lasts about 15 minutes...not anywhere near all night.