I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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