Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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