On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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