I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Edward fifth and chaser hands
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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