i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
