It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Let's paint friendship bongs
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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