haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
NoShamevember. You game?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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