I hope mine doesn't look like that
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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