we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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