he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
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Stop rabbit fuckin, switch positions, eat some pussy, and find the clit.......it's not that difficult.
I cant totally relate, my boyfriend is always on he's iPhone and the sex isnt too well either...i dread the day this happens to me!
11:52 said it. If you want some help finding better sex, you're in my area. So long as you're over 18.
may be cuz he finds u too sexy to last long enough :D
@11:27 - Yeah, I mean this guy is probably (HOPEFULLY) like 16. Maybe double or triple up on the condoms next time?
But he is a douche for playing his video game on an iPhone right after...what's more important, some bits and bytes on a plastic device or the naked woman lying beside you???
I want that Iphone app!
I agree with 1:02 if he isn't excited about a naked woman next to him...he needs to lay off the porn.
And learn to hold it in a little. Think about baseball or something.
Give him time... everyone has problems somewhere.. but they get better
tell him to stop jerking it and stick it in first :p
Ohhhh... I used to count. 7 years with that douche and I never got above 100.
pffft.....its a fuckin race!!!! ready set go! not my fault you cant get there "mentaly"
I don't understand how other guys last less then a min. At least help the girl finish....damn!
fuck 'skeeball' I wanna 'she-ball' (her brains out!)
Oh hun...it's not the best sex you've had if you can count until he cums! You should be so out of it you can't count at all!
THE IPHONE HAS SKEEBALL????? I HAVE TO GET ONE!!
You should dump any guy who rolls over and plays video games. Period.
how wonderfully unsatisfying for you
im 765 and i know a couple of those guys. how disturbing
11:52 is soo right. Dump him.
10:10, I hope your balls drop off.
haha if it wasn't for the iphone i'd assume you were talking about the last guy i was dating.
Like tha late Bernie Mac said...if u dnt get there b4 I do, then ur shyt outta moafuckin luck...lol..naw but seriously dats depressing, dats like 10 strokes..tell him 2 work on his stroke numbr