It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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