I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Somebody's coming to be popular in the courtyard later today
I call. I want pics for proof, or bare minimum a mugshot.
I see your day in jail wearing workout clothes and raise you one swollen testicle.
I see your swollen testicle, and raise you vomiting jello shots on a police cruiser.
I've got your cop car jello shots and raise you the lieutenant's wife on my balls. call!
This text would be even funnier if we knew it was sent by a guy