I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Somebody's coming to be popular in the courtyard later today
I see your day in jail wearing workout clothes and raise you one swollen testicle.
I see your swollen testicle, and raise you vomiting jello shots on a police cruiser.
I've got your cop car jello shots and raise you the lieutenant's wife on my balls. call!
I call. I want pics for proof, or bare minimum a mugshot.
This text would be even funnier if we knew it was sent by a guy