Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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