He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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