i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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