coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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