I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
