Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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