sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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