dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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Wow....isn't the OP a little old to be posting on TFLN? My parents watched him on TV for chrissake
3:27 Hahahahaha that made my day. Thank you.
5:28 It's "disgusting," as far as I know.
Hey Tweens, giving head applies to all oral, not just beejers. Having said that, could be 2 dudes. But do folks feel the need to categorize every post as hetero/homo?
why would u want a blowjob from a bitch with that, u better off beating off with a brillo pad. your penis should hate you
Oh and by the way every one loves dick! So get used to it!!!
C'mon, nothing wrong with a little dick brooming.
Maybe OP has a fantasy of getting blown by Magnum PI while driving a Ferrari
Who the fuck is Chris?
Hey 3:43, I'm 18 and I definitely know who Tom Selleck is. Just because he's old doesn't mean the OP is.
3:56- You can go fuck yourself... Discusting no. You are discusting for being so small minded... STUPID IDIOT.
Why were you with her to begin with?
haha its funny that everyone here has to categorize every post as hetero/homo. i like 4:23's post especially. I'm reading these replies more often-- even though it kinda makes me sad about mankind..
actually... "chris died for our sins" is a reference to an episode of weeds, i believe.
Jesus loves all people including gays. :)
"Original Poster" I think
This is a guy talking about another guy. A guy wouldn't hook up with a girl who had a full mustache, and I'm sure he at least saw her first.
I work with several women who are married and have thicker beards/moustaches than I do. Could be a girl. But I could also be a guy. I don't know too many chicks who use the vernacular head to describe a girl going down on her.
Chris died for our sins!
It could be a girl getting head from a guy...
new definition of Mustache Ride.....loser
Haha 7:42 FTW. I can ride my bike with no handle bars lol
i'm the original poster, and it was a girl going down on a guy, in the 804, so all the bitched out there wax and all the bros look out, because the only explaination i got later was that it was dark and his cell phone light illuminated it, why he answered his phone, i'm sure he regrets it now
these fights keep me so entertained. peace & love, peace & love
Are u located in oklahoma? If so that sounds like you got head from my ex best friend hahahha she was a double fister also
i really really hope this is about one dude giving another dude head. no girl could be that gross and not wax her upper lip when she clearly had a mustache right?
I'm ashamed to have this as being one posted from my area code. REPRESENT THE 804!!!!!
oh and at 437 some dumb fuck wanted to write "Christ died for our sins" and wrote Chris. Fucking stupid.
Both 3:06s can go fuck themselves.
Why did you let a girl with a moustache who made you think of Tom selleck give you head?
@5:28- it's spelled disgusting not discusting. "STUPID IDIOT"
VOMIT ALLL OVER. HOLY SHIT.
Tom selleck of selleck motors?
It was a her, tard. SHE had a FULL moustache.
wow, sounds like this bitch I know
Tom selleck didn't even have a mustache.
This is hilarious!!!
wow mustache? you just got head from my girlscout leader.
saw a chick today who had upper lip hair, my dick went from flaccid to impotent.
Don't ALLchicks have mustaches in the 804!!!!!
Wtf does OP stand for???
They call em handlebars for a reason.
I always wanted a mustache ride.
Unfortunately I have seen a woman with a full moustache, not a little peach fuzz one either I'm talking course dark and thick