check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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