I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
