ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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