Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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