god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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