no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
