i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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