I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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