turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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